February 2011
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““Jack, get a grip of yourself.” “I have a grip of...”
–  Robert Rankin, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse Seriously one of my favorite books, because it is so utterly ridiculous.
Feb 1st
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Rights Of The Widower →
zippy-plow: This year John Fliszar’s spouse was able to bury him with the dignity and full honours awarded a war veteran, and was able to plan his funeral without very much incident. If this sounds like not a hell of a big deal, John Fliszar was married to Mark Ketterson. I am so glad that, for once, the correct person got the folded flag: I’m so glad a gay man was able to plan a funeral like...
Feb 1st
January 2011
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Listen Glee Cast - Thriller / Heads Will Roll MY...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Glued Omens: The Nife and Accurate Prophecies of... →
owlpellets: even if this never goes anywhere its very existence is already bringing me JOY UNMATCHED OMG. REBLOG.
Jan 31st
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JURY DUTY SUMMONS Y U B TROLLIN ME?
 ALL I WANTED WAS TO NOT GET A TIME FOR 8AM-9AM TOMORROW AND WHAT DO YOU GIVE ME? 8 FUCKING AM. SERIOUSLY. OUT OF ALL THE DAYS IN THE WEEK AND ALL THE HOURS OF THE DAY. I HAD TO FIGHT PEOPLE AND TRANSFER TO A DIFFERENT UNIVERSITY TO TAKE THAT 8AM CLASS. NOW I’M GOING TO SEND A SOBBU!STORY EMAIL TO MY PROFESSOR, OFFERING A BLOWJOB SO THAT HE DOESN’T DROP ME.  AND THIS IS A POST-HOC...
Jan 31st
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That awkward moment when...
… it’s afternoon and you just realize that not only are you wearing your pants inside-out, but backwards too.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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DREAAAAAMWIDTH.
Hey, I still got some extra Dreamwidth codes if anyone wants them! JVN3FQ3AYEJ3QAAAK7N2 Use this code R32RP7SEEQNB4AAAK7N3 Use this code BT7QN5M5TQMAWAAAK7N4 Use this code Y4BN4VYFXZF4WAAAK7N6 Use this code Basically, DW is like LJ, but with better management and privacy settings and lots of pink.  You can also crosspost your entries to LJ, so it’s pretty nifty. (eta: Feel free to reblog!...
Jan 29th
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“Tor blushed but answered steadily, “I had nothing else… or no one else… to...”
– A Squire’s Tale, Gerald Morris (THE MOST DARLING SCENE. ALSO THE MOST HILARIOUS OUT OF CONTEXT.)
Jan 29th
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Any drink savvy people here?
I’m trying to mix a Italian cream soda, similar to the ones they serve at Olive Garden, but when I add the half-and-half, the drink gets all clumpy.  Mind you, I know why it does that, but how do the bartenders mix it without getting the lumps (and still retain the fizz)? I guess I will try floating the half-and-half on the syrup (middle) layer, but at Olive Garden, I think the syrup is on...
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Jan 28th
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SASSY CREED
kisbe: sporkbot: HEY GUYS WE MADE A FUKKEN TUMBLR FOR THAT SHIT. FOLLOW FOR SASS AND ASSES (AND ASSASSINS) I FUCKING CLICKED THE +FOLLOW BUTTON SO HARD I BROKE SOMETHING.
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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